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Israel Guide Jill and Norman Smith decided that if they were coming to live part of their life here, their home should look like Israel. So they built their very own “Wailing Wall,” as they call it, which is the first thing that strikes the eye on entering their sunny Ra’anana penthouse.
Green Israel It is posted on the UN Web site. UN satellite imagery is also referenced in the 575-page report published in September by the UN fact-finding mission into Israeli activity in Gaza during Operation Cast Lead, which was chaired by Goldstone.

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The Jerusalem Post (online, AKA Jpost.com) are about to present their brand new site.

A fresh design, a fresh system, with the ever favorite and reliable news, reporting from the middle east, with the truth, as it happens.

Currently it’s shown on http://www.new.jpost.com

The rumor is that tomorrow night this might be the brand new face of the old site, AKA: http://www.jpost.com

Enjoy.

 

A few interesting videos by the Jerusalem Post

 

Dude, I’m in LOVE

Oh yes, love, the love of the interwebz, and the holy land of Israel. Since it’s everywhere, how can you even avoid thinking about it, it’s everywhere!

How can a country so tiny generate such a global buzz? Is it the American hype? The American funds? Maybe it’s all of the news sites, micro-sites, and even blogs, just like mine!

And now, I’ll eat something.

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Israel vs. Obama – No you can’t!

Say “NO!” to US pressure to freeze settlement activity and to divide the capital; that was the spirit of the rally gathered outside Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu’s Jerusalem home Monday evening, With close to a thousand people rallied outside.

Dani Dayan, who heads the Council of Jewish Communities of Judea Samaria and the Gaza Strip yelled out: “People tell us that it is impossible to stand up against American pressure; there is no bigger lie”.
Dayan helped to organize the event. It was timed to coincide with US envoy George Mitchell’s visit to Israel.

Netanyahu’s government should be concerned with its election promises to support the settlements, rather than with its obligations to the US, Dayan said. This government has an obligation to return Israel to the Zionist path of settling the land, he said.
I strongly disagree.

How blind are these people? Why don’t they simply acknowledge the fact that a huge portion of Israel’s economy and defense budgets, plus a huge amount of military equipment comes straight from the US?

without the support of the United States, there would be no state of Israel. One should be blind to not be aware of it. Israel is surrounded by enemies from every side, and without US backing it up they would be long extinct.

Prior to the rally Dayan told The Jerusalem Post he hoped “Netanyahu will learn lessons from those who preceded him.”

Dayan added that “David Ben-Gurion founded Israel in spite of American pressure… Menachem Begin destroyed Osirak in spite of American opposition, and Yitzhak Shamir rejected American demands to stop construction.”
This is blunt propaganda, and guess what? The crowd got excited.

Demonstrators held signs that said, “Yes to Israeli Independence! No to American Demands!” Other signs read, “Israel will not fold.” That’s a crying shame. Israel needs the US.

Holding aloft a banner bearing the legend “Stop Screwing Israel,” Zvi November of Ramat Eshkol in Jerusalem told the Post: “All of the land of Israel belongs to Am Yisrael… There are 22 Arab states comprising five and a quarter million square miles of land – they don’t need ours.”

He questioned the “American foreign policy that has given rise to former Fatah terrorists now working as policemen being given AK-47 semi-automatic rifles.”

At a hilltop outside of the Avnei Hefetz settlement in Samaria, however, former Kedumim mayor Daniella Weiss said that some hundred activists managed to gather near a new outpost site.
Activists would return on Tuesday to the three sites as well as to eight others in Judea and Samaria, she said.

Read More on the subject @ Jerusalem Post’s original artice.

 

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Online News World

Today I’ve discovered that the online news world was evil. I read the newspaper, and got really dissapointed, since todays news were all about the loopy star of daytime TV, guess whom? failed? Dan Bunyan. Now this Bunyan guy, he’s going all gaga about some chick, and I’m pretty sure than’t not news material but apparently it is, cos he’s on TV, and he’s a gay man, a homosexual, when you say “what what”, he says “in the butt”. But I don’t care bout dat stuff, I’m fine with it, and hope h’s going to better parties than I do. Ain’t life grand?

But no, the EVIL press has to drag him down through the dirt, like he’s some evil mofo. The chubby all round nice guy played some fat detective on prime time tv, and apparently in his earlier life he touched a bunch of some other guys.  I really enjoyd his tv show, I thoght he was great. didnt’ you?

But that huge and awful world of online news! ! !

The guy just wanted a break, he ain’t done nothing bad! I really feel for him. As a former TV star, I myself find that awful. Back in the days I took part in the TV show called “Bunny and the Happy Bunch Love”, I had people harrasing me all day and all night. My PR guy used to ask me to pipe down, not to shout at the camera men, not kissing dogs in public, and not going to my rabbi on the shabbos. but alas, I’ve become as famous and contovercial as Mike patton, or even that Abu-Chicho guy from the hummus place.

I’m not some glorified war veteran, I didn’t kill 10 men (do 7 murders count?), and I mostly eat pizza, exclusively. I love pizza, It’s yummy in my tummy, om nom nom. When an afro-american guy from morroco tried to sell me the garlic bread last night, I didn’t even tell him I’m into that. I was all relaxed, loose, with my lovings spread wide apart, like a genum of a sea monkey in a cold cold glass jar. And I’m no monkey, and my gov. is not giddy. I’m not sure about this. Could some of my faithful readers explain this account?

Don’t be getting on my nerves, mr. news man, in your world wide web with your online news stuff and the registered nurses that made love to a cat on a hot tin car. No, no, don’t forget. Even when you’re sad, you’ve got me. Don’t, no, don’t forget, I am here.

Keep it positive.

 

News: the Global World

Here’s to globalization! It’s the new miracle drug to cure all your pains and aches. You need a big big jar, big enough for an ocean or two to fit in. Maybe een big enough for a couple of continents. You just puor some fuel in it, some oil some blood, take your time, there’s no hurry. We need a new middle east, wiithout all those horrible news, all of those terrorists, a brand new, brave new world, a new order, no more bad news. Keep your news good, and keep those news online, spare the trees. It’s all you gotta do, keep it positive.

Once you do that, the route is quite short. Start at the top. What’s there to cry about? Cry me a river, cry me a lake, cry my an ocean. I’ll kiss away you tears.

Keep it real and positive, try to rap about the situation. The siituation in the middle east? There’s a song right there. The situation in the US? There’s a major hit about poverty! The situation with the pirates at sea? Just check the news, it’s not there anymore, thanks to positivity.

My sisters and brothers, read the newspaper, it’s there, on the table, I kiss you! if you read it, he will come. What was read – can not be un-read. That’s the way of the world. The global news shine upon the innocent. I love news, don’t you love good news?

Go online, try facebook, it’s awesome, so many friends, and myspace has even more friends, waiting for you. They’re all interested in talking to you, readng your status, commenting on your life. They all love you, and are interested in YOU!

Some people say that you can’t win all the time. I do not agree. If you try hard enough – you can win all the time! FTW.

Some guy came up to me on the street yesterday, and he asked me for the recipe for the hummus that is going to change the world. I know that It’s not that hard to imagine, a food item, edible love, a good feeling in your belly, eat it, you can touch the love, love the touch, kiss kiss, but no bang bang.

Some other guy came up to me, that was today, not he guy from the other story, that was a new guy. The new guy, he was hostile, I wasn’t sure what he wanted, but I was sure he had it in him to change. He was the new guy. That’s what I have decided to call him. The new guy was bad news, but he also could be good news. Think about it.

 

Global News is a Car Bomb

It’s really easy. You take some eplosives, and rig them into an automobile of some sort. After that, it’s just a matter of choosing your method of detnation. The most important thign to keep in mind is that you are killing people. Not soldiers, not politicians, not criminals, just ordinary people. Donsent matter where they live, most people didn’t really choose their birthplace.  While you are pressing your button, or pulling your trigger, or calling up some cell phone, you gotta keep in mind that many lives will be lost. That’s the whole point, isn’t it?

When a car bombing reaches the news, the faces tend to fade away, so do the names, the places, the company that manufactured the car, and some other obscure reasons that some onehad to blow people up. Live people, that are now dead. They were alive, but look, now you’ve killed them all.

If your name is Dave, or David, or Achmed, or even Mohammed, what do you care about bloody murder? what’s your take on it? I seriously don’t know how people are able to go and do that. Just go through with it. You see their faces on the news. They are glad, happy. The online news editorials are brsting with pics of smurky murderers, smiling, laughing, gloating. Global news reports scream aloud about the impossible ways of the killers and suicide killers and other various bombers. They are happy.

I met a guy named Frank, a while ago, he was a very prolific musician. His whole life purpose was about making music, and making peace. He died as a result of lung cancer, even though he wasn’t a smoker. How’s that for stone cold irony? He didn’t get all those warriors, soldiers, generals, fighters, and all he wanted was to play music and make everyone happy. When people are really happy, they forget all about their negatice emotions. They stop stalking, trash talking, drunk-dialing, and other harmful stuff that people do when they clame that they moved on ,but in the deepest place of their heart they are still mad, mad and evil, evil and crazy. Looking for vendetta, looking for a sensitive spot which they can hurt upon. That’s how people are.

On the daily news it is said that another car blew up today, not the one that blew up yesterday, a new one. It’s amazing how lightly these things happen, someone just thinks up some master plan, destructin and mayhem. it’s all around us, and it’s up to us to stop the terror. Not the news, not the internet, not the TV or nespapers, it’s me and you, go.

 

Judea, Samaria, and other news

While the US government restricts the building in Judea & Samaria (which is a blessed move in my honest opinion), voices tend to rise, these voices, belonging to reporters, readers, people commenting, commentators, politicians, fools, and wise men, tv hosts, newspapers, online media moguls, global news journalists, world news photographers, and even the smple man, the one that sells tomatos in the Gaza market, yelling from the top of his lungs.

To an untrained eye, Israel might appear as a jungle inthe middle of the desert. A Hotbed of some sorts, for terrorists, both f Jewish and various Arab nationalities. That would be a wrong take on a delicate matter. Israel is a delicate country, with beautiful people, from all natonalities and creeds. It’s a place of growth, mutual love, and altough it has it’s share of racism, is’t still a coutry of understanding and peace.

The global news network often report news items that seem to neglect the human factor. They forget that every exploding bus has it’s victims, and the victims that were pushed to a suicidal status, where felt that the right thing to do is give away their life for a better future. Reporters tend to forget that every weeping mother has a twin from an other race. They don’t listen to the gentle pulse of the ground. The earth is weeping for everyone, but people choose sides, and forget the side that was left untaken.

This delicate situation is a two sided coin, where every side has it’s story to tell, but individuals around the world don’t seem to listen. It’s easier to turn a bling eye, to cheer for just one certain winner or loser. This is how things are, it’s how it’s been always.

I am no news man, I am but a simple man. My only fault is the place where I chose to live. I do not write a column, nor do I talk to you from the magic idiot box. I write online, on the world wide web, and I tell things how I see them, with both eyes and both ears open wide.

A wall outside my window shares tags by rival sides. Some wtite “ACAB”, some write Jihad slogans, some write about god. Wait, scratch that, they all write about some kind of god, the one they rely upon.

When I wake up in the morning, I eat cornflakes, with milk. I put some sugar in them, just to better the flavour, but if it’s some sweet brand I just eat them as they are. Some would say I’ve got a sweet tooth, Others wouldn’t.